Kidney Rage

Yellow guys! Sooo I'm going to tell you about my kidney...um. Yes, particularly, my left-sided little kidney.

I've suffered kidney stone on my left one, well, 7 years ago... there was a small, sharp mineral stone stuck in my ureter and please don't ask me to explain about that. I will attach the picture from Wikipedia, so let's check it out...

Anatomy of Human's Kidney

...So, my friend, that's my ureter. The stone was stuck in the middle of the left-sided ureter. And now, my smart left kidney has produced her new silly, big mineral stone right on my upper ureter, near the pelvis renalis. Don't ask me what kind of food is that, just search it in Google, mate.

Well I can't attach the X-Ray picture right now, it was...kinda useless. Just imagine, agree?

I don't have the doctor's portraiture anyway, but I can just tell you that he just looks like a western cowboy in black suits. Well, he's old and still being the best Urology doctor.

These story begins with me and my grandma's strong intention to check them up since we haven't check it exactly for 7 years since I got my first open renal surgery (damn, I hate surgery but the morphine!)...oh, forget it. Did I mention "morphine"? They used it for anesthesia, anyway. I don't know whether it was really morphine they used, or codeine, or.... ah, I'm not sure. Haha. Don't stare at my script like that, dude. No. I'm not addicted to drugs. Come on, trust me. 

Yeeee, so they took 3 photos of me after forcing myself drinking 750 ml of mineral water (fudge, my stomach hurts!) and they were cold water, sheet. Just in order to fulfill my urinary bladder, or you can call them vesica urinaria. Whatever.

AND WHAT'S GOING ON NEXT? I WILL GET MY 2nd OPEN RENAL SURGERY ON JANUARY 3rd, 2013! EXACTLY AFTER I WENT HOME FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA.

Where? RS PREMIER Bintaro. I would prefer Siloam Hospitals, but um, the doctor is there in Bintaro.

Just end the world, Mayans... Just... end... in 21st December, 2012... Fudges...

2 days of torture... they better serve me a good food to eat. Not those plain dishes again.

NEIN!

...And it will hurt each time you move after the surgery ends :') 

Ermahgerd.

I'm in trouble. Mayday!