The Italian Man Who Went to Malta

Hey there!
Some of you might have watched this funny video but just watch it, guys :)



One day, I’m going to Malta to a big hotel.

In the morning I go down to eat the breakfast.

I tell the waitress, “I want two pieces of toast.”

She only brings me one piece.

I tell her, “I want two pieces.”

She said, “Go to the toilet.”

I said, “You no understand, I want 2 pieces on my plate.”

She said, “You better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch!”

I don’t even know the lady and she calls me son of a beach -.-

Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.

The waitress brings me a spoon, and a knife, but no fork.

I tell her, “I want a fork.”

She tells me, “Everybody wanna fuck…”

I tell her, “You no understand, I want a fork on the table.”

She said, “You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch!”

So I go back to my home in a hotel, and there is no sheet on the bed.

“Call the manager; I tell him, I want a sheet!”

He tells me “Go to the toilet.”

I said, “You no understand! I want a sheet on my bed!”

He said, “You better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!”

I go to the check out and the man on the desk and he said, “Peace on you”

I said, “PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SON OF A BEACH! I’M GOING BACK TO ITALIA!”